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Rachel, you are a pretard
Their child will be pretarded |
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An idiot who has not progressed to full "retardation". A person who acts stupid but has the capacity to be normal and sane. Almost on the verge of being incapable of running your own life. Jerry was such a pretard at the game; he wouldn't stop bothering Claire the whole time, asking her inappropriate questions and flashing vulgar hand gestures.
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a person who enjoys the hackery spewed out by Kevin J Anderson (The Hack) and Brian Herbert (the Other Guy). "What, he likes McDune? what a pretard!"
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noun: preteen retard A stupid kid, ages 9-12 on xbox live or any other online gaming service. They swear a lot but don't know what the word they just said means 85% percent of the time. They scream like hell, think they are cool when really they are just douche bags. They NEVER shut up, especially in the halo pre and post games, during that time they are annoying as hell unless your a troll. Believe it or not, i actually partied up with this one pretard who didn't even know how to boot me off his party. (at pre-game)
pretard: HELLO FUCKERS WHATS UP!!!!!!!!!!! regular gamer: hello pretard: HELLO IMMA FUCK YOU ALL UP troll: do you even know what fuck means you little pretard gamer: tehee xD pretard: YEA, YOUR MOM! troll: *lolz* but what does fuck mean in the dictionary pretard: *shuts up but starts screaming again later* *during game* pretard bertays everyone and the troll betrays him just to piss him off back |
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A person who is both pretentious and retarded. e.g. That Alton Brown dude on Iron Chef is such a pretard.
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The yellowish liquid that preceeds the actual mustard when dispensing from a plastic squeeze bottle. Jon forgot to shake the mustard bottle and the pretard caused his sandwich to become overly soggy.
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the moment before one becomes a retard dude #1- "why is johnny talking to that chick? everyone knows she has the clap"
dude #2- "yeah hes being a total pretard" |
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