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Preston from is in odinary boys, the popular english band. He is a tosser and a wanker and a asshole an basicaly a total fuck up. His band bacame more famous when he entered the celebrity big brother house and faked a relationship with then non-celebrity chantelle even though the skeeze was already engaged to another women. Chantelle lured him to her to win the public vote with there fake love, even though she was and still is already fake enough with her stupid blonde hair extenions and flase ditzy behaviour. They continued there reationship n r now engaged n chantelle is roumered to be pregnant despite the fact the stupid fools have only known each other for around 6 months (i thought id link pregnant for u idiots out there who are not sure of its meaning) . They are both idiots, preston is apparently fit but in my opinion he needs to sort his wardrobe out an has a pointy face. He is also extremly rude, as is chantelle they were rude to me and because of this i have come to the decision that they are total fuckups. ROCK ON ME. his music crap also. Preston is in the cruddy band the ordinary boys, preston smells, preston is a tithead
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A boy who usually has blonde hair, and amazing eyes. He is an undiscovered cute boy who is unbelievable in bed. Girl: He was such a Preston in bed last night! I couldn't walk for days.
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The cutest boy you ever saw. He holds your heart in the palm of his hands. He rests his head on your shoulder and you never want to let him go. He flashes his cute little smile at you and you just melt. He is more than you ever hoped for and you thank God every day for having him in your life. My world is better because Preston is in it.
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A city in the north of england, the city's emblem is a pie skewered by a hammer and sickle to a loaf of bread. mainly populated by knuckleheads and lefties. Devastated by the actions of the trade unions in the second part of the 20th century and forever damned to an existence as a home for people with terrible political opinions. People from Preston consume exceptionally large amounts of bread, upwards of a loaf a day to make up for the mush inside their brains from years of being fed far left wing politics and also to soak up the grease from all the pies, gravy and fried food they eat. Another notable feature of Preston as a northern city is that everyone spends all day every day intoxicated on overly brown ale or bitter. Generally one to avoid unless you really need to stop for a wee, but make sure you wash anything of yours that touches anything from Preston. 'He's either a drunken carb loving communist or he's from Preston'
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some one who is better looking than you in every way and makes u so jealous u cry and masturbate in your room using the tears as lubricate to his awesomeness guy1: man look at that preston
guy2: yea he reminds me of how ugly i actually am guy1: im going to go and masturbate to his coolness guy2: me too girl1: i sucked his cock it was soo big it barley fitted in my mouth and vagina he is so sexy |
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wat is there to be sed about preston....well...hes a preston...wat else is there? a wonderful guy with eyes that make ur stomach swirl and a smile that just melts ur heart, he jokes about everything but knows wen to quit it and be serious (most of the time), his stomach is an endless blackhole sucking up anything but fruit and vegetables, he feels chubby but he has the good balance of muscle and fat, hes the perfect height and has INCREDIBLE lips!, preston will be the best kisser u ever have so once u find one...hold onto him, prestons are the kinda guys u never wanna let go, he will hold ur hand and make u feel like the most important person...Preston Is Perfect. girl 1: isnt she with preston??
girl 2: i wish i were her!! shes SO lucky! that girl: i feel blessed...I Love Preston...hes mine! <3 =D :-* preston: i will always love you baby! te amo mi novia <3 |
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The most wonderful person on earth. He's cute, down-to-earth, and hates drugs and crap like that. Guy: hey blondie, try this. (Holds a weird cigarette in front of him)
Preston: NO THANKS. I've got a date, and I wouldn't try it if I didn't. Ta ta. Guy: whatever. |
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A sexy bad ass mother fucker with a fro and he skates, and he doesn't take shit from nobody. Dude, Preston is so cool it makes my eyeballs fall through my brian and seep out of my ass crack
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