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1.
short for press conference
Pete Dick: "What you wanna do after the game?"
TP: "I wanna order another beer and watch the presser on ESPN."
Pete Dick: "Lets get a pitcher then, those guys can get long winded, especially if Shaq is playin."
by Pete Dick March 09, 2008
 
2.
The description of a thing or process to make it seem far more complicated than it actually is.
While turning the disengaging device, pull the entire assembly toward you with a vigorous motion simultaneously moving your body out of the way. And thats how you open a door. Said Presser.
by Her-Man August 26, 2008