Persident (n.) (1) A person in a place of high status, but not necessarily power. (2) A person promoted to the highest level of incompetence, ususally though a 'democratic' election. (3) the HMFIC of a country or region. (4) Someone who would rather lay on in intern than a bed. (see also: clinton) (5) sucker.
"The president of the United States is the second most powerful person in the world, right next to the captian of a US nuclear missle submarine."
by Cunjo July 22, 2004
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political figurehead that all of America blames their problems on, acting as if the president had any real power and was diliberately making horrible decisions.
man, our economy is in the toilet and unemployment is sky-high, it's all that damn president's fault.
by TheVoiceOfReason January 26, 2005
Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.
George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.
by FVZA May 20, 2006
The patriarch of dumbasses skilled in the art of bullshitting
Bush took his position of president to a new level
by BushSux February 08, 2003
President is the new hip term for saying words like nigga, nigger, niggy, niglet, negro, african american, or any other synonyms of the afarensis species. Since our current president of the united states is a black man, you can say president and it will mean black.
"Hey whats up mah president" = "Hey whats up mah nigga"
by Dream Team APhiO February 26, 2009
Individual at the top of food chain in a government structure. Attracts interns. Notifies Presidential Staff of attractive females in vicinity.
by Rr November 07, 2002
The term for what has become a mockery of the highest office in the land.
see also "fearmonger"
see also "fearmonger"
Turn on the news to see the president trying to scare more people into voting for him.
by Ben November 03, 2004