| 1. | Preservation-fucked | ||
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When your community saves so much water/electricity, that your water/electricity company has to raise its prices for usage, so then going back to using water/electricity more laid back will become a bad idea. "Why is water becoming more expensive for the city now?"
"Oh, cause last year I tried really hard to encourage everyone to save water in several different ways. I guess more people acted than expected." "Well thanks to you, the WHOLE city is preservation-fucked!" |
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| 2. | Pillhead | ||
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A rare sub-human species that abuses pharmaceutical medication to get high. They are a rare sight, although habitat preservation has brought their numbers back up in recent years. They are indigenous to the South, although with their rising numbers they have been identified in new habitats, such as the cities and jail. These "domestic pillheads" have been acclimated to new surroundings, and are not representative of the original pillhead. For the original sub-species, six major characteristics can be used to identify the indiginous wild pillhead.
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1)Blue boogers hanging out of nose - after snorting up their Oxy 80, they are left with residue hanging out of their nose. These blue boogers are also known as "smurf boogers" in certain areas and are generally more common around the first of the month. 2) No Shirt - The pill head will NEVER wear a shirt, not even in the dead of winter. It has not yet been observed whether this is because they don't own any shirts, pawned their shirts for pills, or are just too fucked up to care about covering their hair & crappy-self-applied-tattooed covered body. 3) Really Bad Teeth - A pillheads teeth genetically grow in scraggly & crooked, and a vast majority of them will fall out before the age of 30. These are not you're typical bad teeth, but rather teeth so bad that a pillhead could go to a swinging sex party in 1969 London and all of the crazy Austin Power Lookalikes would go "Wow, you have REALLY bad teeth." 4)Keep same sle... |
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