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A word with too many goddamn definitions.
She's presently present, so I'll present my present.

Translation: She's now here, so I'll give my gift.
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unreciprocated oral sex (not reciprocated with sex either).
Raymond gives all the girls presents
by jon cheeks May 26, 2005
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Something you give without any type of obligation.
I am going to give a present to her.
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Mate, I'm popping down to the gift shop to pick up some presents for Dave's birthday party.
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both a noun and an verb.
verb: a code name used as a substitue for toking up, smoking out, hitting the bong, etc.

noun: Also used as a substitute for the words pot, marijuana, mary jane, hashish, cannibus, weed, dope, etc.
Are you guys going to be having presents at dinner tonight?

There's going to be hella presents tonight.
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A unusually large dick.
Ashley: "Damn, Ben's got a HUGE present!!!!"
Melissa: "Shuttup with your dirty mind!!"
Cyndi; "FOUL!"
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1. A heightened state of mind in which all of life is clarified.

2. Tripping on acid
Dude, I just took 3 hits of acid and I am so present right now.
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