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Prescriptive Relationship 

Prescriptive comes from Prescribe: Latin, praescribere =

1. to write at the beginning, dictate, order;

2. to lay down a rule : DICTATE;

3. to lay down as a guide, direction, or rule of action : ORDAIN;

4. to specify with authority.

A prescriptive relationship, then, is a relationship in which a person or people create a set of rules governing the relationship before the people involved ever get into said relationship. These rules are often set up to define a relationship involving someone who is not even in existence yet and therefore cannot give his or her input into the relationship agreements.

By contrast, a descriptive relationship describes the relationship as it is at the time with input from all involved.
John and Mary have a prescriptive relationship. Even though John and Mary haven't met anyone they're interested in yet, they have decided beforehand that anyone they date will be female, in love with them both equally, single, will live no more than 10 miles away, will not call John by the nickname "bunnylips", will not eat with them at their favorite restaurant, and cannot ever listen to the song John and Mary danced to at their wedding while John and/or Mary are in the room with her. When they meet her, these rules are non-negotiable and she has no say in them.
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Prescriptibitch 

Someone who is militant about correcting grammar mistakes. Evil. Usually has no friends.
Person one: "I ain't got no homework."
Person two: "Uh, actually it should be 'I don't have any homework.'"
Person one: "Dammit, quit being such a Prescriptibitch."

Old Prescription Bottles 

that's what old prescription bottles are good for.

Remove the label (100% citrus oil) and fill with silver $. Kids 10 & over love these as birthday presents.

Prescriptionality

When a person's true personality can only be seen while they are on prescription drugs. Defined by having no personality what so ever when not intoxicated on prescribed narcotics.
She is boring most of the time, but when she pops her pills her prescriptionality shines bright.
Prescriptionality by Flipadelphian December 11, 2010

Party Prescription 

Any drug that is prescribed by the local dealer to get the party started. On prescription or otherwise.
A Party Prescription gets you ready for a good night out
Party Prescription by Rob906 September 25, 2009

i got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell 

This phrase was made famous by Christopher Walken in the SNL sketch "More Cowbell". He plays a famous record producer, who insists that Blue Oyster Cult increase the volume of the cowbell in their studio recording takes of "Don't Fear the Reaper".
Walken (as record producer): "I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell!"

Prescription 

Person: do you have a perscription for that medicine?
Person: do you mean prescription?
Prescription by TheTinyTheorist December 30, 2021