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Porn for Preschoolers

Another way to say barbies. Referring to the almost constant nudity that seems to afflict the dolls. Expresses a general distaste for barbies.
Actual quote:
"Oh, and "Porn for Preschoolers"? Woo alliteration. Is that how you spell it? Hmmm... I think that'd market well, especially a little further into the future. Little kids emulate their older siblings who emulate the media, so if we put a lot of messages about porn and it's benefits on tv and the radio, we'd soon be able to reach that difficult preschool audience. Then, "Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like HOTCAKES!!! By the way, what the hell is a hotcake? And I haven't bought one ever, so I really think that phrase needs to be updated.

Hmmmmm... Sell like... What sells? IPods? Everyone seems to have one nowadays... damned things... What else? OH OH! Drugs. Perfect.

"Porn for Preschoolers" would sell like drugs."
Porn for Preschoolers by Shove It October 20, 2005

preschooler 

People who are really short and/or go to preschool. Such as midgets or simply 4-yr-olds.
Kev: Whoa! Jamie is such a preschooler!
Al: Yeah, I know!
Both: *laughs*

noogin a preschol website 

Noggin is a tv . show that appears on television it is a great website and
it does everything to surprise you
andvisit noogin today love Zayna

drunk preschooler

When someone is particularly bad at something that should be done easily and mindlessly.
"You draw like a drunk preschooler ,Breanna."

Lesbian Preschoolers 

They ruin my sex life
THAT LESBIAN PRESCHOOLERS DIDN'T WANT TO DATE ME

Playstation Preschooler 

Similar to iPad kid, except with a playstation.
Damnit, get off the console, you playstation preschooler