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Preprock 

A person who cannot make the full commitment to either Preppy or Punk Rock lifestyles and therefore combine the two. Thus living the lifestyle of a fashionista mixed with the grimmyness of a punk rocker!

Usually seen in today's youth, but not uncommon to see in the 18-25 age group either.
We've all seen them, someone wearing a pair of ripped jeans, spiked hair, and some sort of chain/spike jewelery. But if you look close, those ripped jeans are $100 designer jeans that came with the worn out spots and holes, the spike hair is a well thought out $85 style from Dolce Salon, and the jewelery is some form of Hot Topic gear; which is home to today's Preprock!
Preprock by AZ_KOTA March 11, 2009
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preprosperous 

Used to define a job that is ridiculous, but also financially lucrative. It is both preposterous and prosperous.
I know it's stupid, but this gig writing horoscopes is too preprosperous for me to quit.

pre-prov 

Verb. Or Noun. Whatever.

A term used by improvisers (those who perfrom improv/improvisation), to describe the act of improvising material at any time prior to the actual performance (bad), or planning how the performance of improvised material plays out (worse). In either case, pre-prov-ing (pre-provving?) renders the pre-prov-ed (pre-provved?) material un-improvisable, and thus null, void, and unapproachable to any good sport of a good improviser. Improv practice is intentional pre-prov, in order to practice skills and techniques. When just joking around, yes, unintentional pre-prov happens, and though often funny, may present a major bummer to any good sport of a good improviser. Though often adaptable to create quality, finalized, REHEARSED material (i.e., a practiced comedy sketch, a polished song), what is pre-prov-ed/pre-provved can never be performed as true improv (without involving memory loss, that is).

Note: What one performer pre-provs may still be original to another, and still qualify as improv, providing that the second performer did not know of the first's pre-prov bummer.
Y'know those U-shaped neck pillows? They're so funny. Two or three separate times my mom and I have gone into hard-core Object Freeze using them - we must have come up with close to 30 different ideas. But, to me it's such a bummer because now, I know that just about everything I can think up for those U-shaped neck pillows is pre-prov and not true improv.
pre-prov by Yours Truly Benchley October 20, 2008

proprove 

Circular-reasoning, for example: if A then B, if B then A (noun)
It is easy to see that the statement “if A then B, if B then A” is a proprove
proprove by TianYuan January 28, 2023

preprocessing 

She is so preprocessing.
preprocessing by Lovergirl🤩 August 8, 2023

Hyptertext Preprocessor 

Another name for the PHP Programming Language.

See : PHP.
<?php echo phpinfo(); ?>

vegetable preprocessor 

I'm a second stage vegetarian. That means I don't eat vegetables and I don't eat anything that eats meat. I eat the fruits of vegetable preprocessor organisms, e.g. steak.