Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

terminal preppie 

They want to fit in like a cog in a faceless machine. They block out thinking because it won't get them ahead, and tend to major in business.

Someday I'll have power, someday I'll have boats, a tract in some suburb with Thanksgivings to host. I'm a terminal preppie.

terminal preppie by inanechild November 20, 2003

prepoopescent 

Relating to or in the period of flatulence preceding a bowel movement.

Oh man, I should have gone to the bathroom before heading to the beach, I'm all prepoopescent right now.

prepoopescent by Legs4days August 4, 2013

toilet prepper 

The first person on the toilet who gets the seat warm for those who follow

The old man kept the old woman around because her big ass made her the perfect toilet prepper

toilet prepper by Ma and Pa November 8, 2012

Presponse 

To respond to a question before it is finished, often confusing the asker.

Wendy: So are you avail-
Jimmy: No. (Presponse)
Wendy: -ible Monday?
(silence)
Wendy: Are you?

Presponse by TimS. October 25, 2008

Preppabe 

Wannable preppy

Mckinzie and Madison are such preppabes.

Preppabe by DaBleh November 26, 2010