Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

premostake 

1. An acronym like combination of words used to categorize a complicated persona- PRep EMO gangSTA fAKE
(not defined as a wannabe)

2. A being who listens to rap/rock/techno, wears the occasional Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, but shops at Pac Sun, Zumiez, and HotTopic. Plays the guitar. Isn't phased by them ghetto people, and may even speak ghetto.
(combinations may vary, as long as the for categoric labels are worked in somehow)

"We're damn fine Premostakes"

"Alex is the newest member of the Premostake clan"

premostake by KaMike November 18, 2006

Preposterated 

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.

"I am so Preposterated!"

Preposterated by silversquirrel August 25, 2009

preposterone 

preposterous amounts of testosterone

Power Thirst now comes in women! With preposterous amount of testosterone! PREPOSTERONE! - Power Thirst II

preposterone by formotherrussia December 24, 2007

Preposterpotamus 

1. An adjective describing an enormously preposterous statement.

2. A person who makes an enormously preposterous statement.

3. A preposterously enormous hippopotamus.

Billy: "Justin Bieber is super hecka fly."
Jim: "Fuck you! That's preposterpotamus!"

Billy: "Leno is so much funnier than Conan."
Jim: "Fuck you! You're a preposterpotamus."

Jim: "Holy shit that is one preposterously large hippo...a preposterpotamus...."

Preposterpotamus by Deadlyharbourseal October 28, 2010

preposterous 

adjective meaning something that is absoloutely absurd and/or doesn't make sense.

The website preposterous.ca doesn't make any sense!
It's preposterous.

preposterous by lurker August 14, 2004

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem 

In the case where the prepositional phrase “in bed” is added to the end of a fortune cookie saying, the entire phrase will always makes sense and could potentially make you more appealing to your date.

In an attempt to captivate and entice Jill, Matt applied the Prepositional-Proposition Theorem to his fortune cookie saying and announced “Your talents will be recognized and you will be rewarded...in bed.” Unfortunately, his date Jill was not impressed.

Prepositional-Proposition Theorem by jayedee March 31, 2009