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The Woodlands Prepatory School 

It's basically the school you go to if you don't get into John Cooper. And then everyone tries each year to get into John Cooper again. Even the kids of the owner go to The John Cooper School. It's a small school so everyone knows everything but you get a lot of one on one time with teachers, and if you're shy you can only have max 5 friends anyway so it doesn't really matter.
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St.Edmund Prepatory High School

Also known as SEPHS;
Basically the most annoying Catholic School around full of annoying preps yet surprisingly cool teachers.
Person1: You got St.Edmund Prepatory High School?
Person2: Ya man. So happy I'm graduatin' this year.

Fordham Prepatory High School

An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys
"Yo bro, you been to Fordham Prepatory High School??" "Yeah bro, the kids are fags"

St. Charles Preparatory School 

An all-boys Roman Catholic preparatory high school in Columbus, Ohio. It's a hell hole where you are a slave to your grades and college preparation, working about 4 hours every night on homework after an 8 hour school day. Students frequently slap each others asses and nonchalantly talk about sucking each others dicks. Teachers are high quality but can make your life even more of a living hell if aggravated. If you want to throw away the remainder of your childhood but ensure yourself a place in the work place, Saint Charles is the school for you.
Person 1: "Don't you go to St. Charles Preparatory School?"
Person 2: "Yeah?"
Person 1: "Don't you care about girls?"
Person 2: "Don't you care about college?"

Cistercian Preparatory School 

A preparatory school based in Irving, that has systematically cultured depression, being antisocial, having anxiety, and gay habits. It is also known for having no racial diversity, as most of the population is composed of white baseball and football players. Although Cistercian markets itself to be a academically rigorous school, the students are actually just a bunch of boys whose main goal is to procrastinate. A well known motto known throughout the school is, “it’s not how smart you are, it’s how good you are at hiding your stupidity.”

However, the students are not to blame for this occurrence. If put in any other school they would blossom greatly. Many of them have great talent. However, when put under the rigorous and painful liberal arts education that is Cistercian, the students fold and are churned into cubicle-like workers.
Jimmy: “Why so down Timmy?”
Timmy: “Cistercian Preparatory School is killing me. We were born free but in here we are in chains.”

World Journalism Preparatory School 

A school that runs from grades 6-12.

A sad excuse for a school. Run by a stumpy, Jewish women who has no regard for what really happens inside the classroom. Mostly Greek teachers that boast their gold crosses and pronounce students name with emphases on the ''rrrrrr' or '' ssss''.

That aside, another flaw would include the nauseating e-portfolio system we are forced to use. There is no point and I hear now that report cards will no longer be in use.

Uniforms include vulgar khaki's and pasty white polos. They are un-flattering to even the most beautiful of all genders. Parents, this school teaches nothing...your kids education is at risk!
Man, she's an idiot...and look at her clothes!

Yeah, she goes to that World Journalism Preparatory School...

Lake Highland Preparatory School 

A private school founded in Central Florida. Known to be one of the best private schools in Florida, which it should be since you pay $16,000 a year in tuition to attend!

Preppy atmosphere lacking any type of diversity, unless you count the five black kids in every grade who were given an "academic scholarship" to play some type of sport. For a "Christian based school" it also has a large population of Jewish students.

Parts of the student body can be a tad pretentious and superficial, whether that be the macho lacrosse players to the vapid blond cheerleaders. Expect the student parking lot to be filled with parents' Mercedes and Lexus'. Guys wear Guy Harvey Shirts and Sperry's, whereas girls wear Ugg boots with leggings.

Basically your typical college prep school for all the professionals (Doctors, Lawyers, and Businessmen) , who want to send their sons or daughter to "prestigious" schools, or avoid the public schools of the area.
Typical Lake Highland Preparatory School Student:

"Haha, yeah we got wasted that weekend at that Isleworth party. Good thing I told my parents I was working on my Vanderbilt and Wake Forest applications"