Preparing for Rain 

Spiritual/motivational phrase derived from a story of 2 farmers. Both farmers prayed for rain but yet only one farmer prepared his crops and field to recieve the rain. Ask yourself, "Which farmer believed?"

Prepare yourself for what you wish & pray for as actions speak louder than words.

EXXX

Professional athlete: I was preparing for rain when I spent all those hard spent hours @ the gym when no one believed in me.

Preparing for Rain by 12Die4 December 27, 2008

Preparing For Winter 

When you're banging a girl, you slide one of your balls into her ass. The name is derrived from the similarties to the act and the practice of squirrels storing nuts for the winter!

I was F**cking her really good and then I tried preparing for winter and she screamed in extacy!!!

Preparing For Winter by Mike Kaplan February 9, 2004

Preparing to Hibernate 

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

Preparing to Hibernate by Downstrike December 14, 2004

preparing for the flood

The act of wearing high waters.

*nerd walks by wearing high waters*

Yo, check out that nerd! I bet he's preparing for the flood!

preparing for the flood by zachnnn December 12, 2008

Preparing for a HouseBreaking 

Simply preparing of a HouseBreaking with associates

"Dan" and "Aniik" are in their apartment and Preparing for a HouseBreaking

Come on, let's take bag and mask

Preparing for a HouseBreaking by Abdhel August 1, 2024

preparing for a railing

That feeling after you've done something really stupid or badly fucked something up where you are bracing for the well-deserved, unpleasant and unavoidable consequences of your actions that are about to hit you.

i.e. your boss is gonna give you a verbal beatdown or fire you, because you didn't lock up after closing and the shop got robbed, or your partner is going to chew you out or possibly murder you because you bet the rent on that 5-part parley that didn't hit.

Sam just found out that the boss knows he's the one who left the keys in the work truck that got stolen last night, and that the boss wants him in his office as soon as he gets back to the yard, he's preparing for a railing.

preparing for a railing by theSpoonyBard October 16, 2025

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? 

A slang word for "are you ready to die?"

Johnny was walking slightly faster at the pool and the lifeguard said "Are you preparing to meet Jesus?"

Are You Preparing to meet Jesus? by 69trainboi August 2, 2020