premonition 

a feeling of an evil to come;
an early warning about a future event;

she had a presentiment that she would be raped by her lawyer!

premonition by max September 17, 2004

preminisce 

To preminisce; 1: to remember something your going to do, and think upon it a while, wondering why you were going to do it in the first place. 2: Collecting your thoughts for your plans for the future and enjoying the thought of them.

Preminiscing; 1: Thinking about the things to come, the future etc and wondering, why? 2: Possibly gaining enjoyment from the ideas of certain things happening.
3: To have a flash forward to the future, knowing what will happen, much like the talent that phychic's posess.

(Original Definition by EC, aka Meimi132:
Premonscing; to premonisce:
to think about things to come, to predict things to come, not always correctly. To think about the future.)
Change - spelling.

Judy preminisced what she would do that day.
Micheal was preminicsing about his future.
Nick preminisced his death.
"Oh, excuse me, I was just preminiscing about something."

preminisce by Meimi132 March 27, 2008

Premisconception 

The act of making an incorrect assumption, occurring before the person speaking has even made the point.

Can also be applied to answering a question that wasn't completely understood.

George had a severe premisconception about Jills request for time apart and started talking about another vacation.

Edgar had several narcissistic personality traits, including a tendency to premisconceive what anyone would say, making large leaps back to his own concerns and complaints.

Premisconception by lightinmyeyes December 7, 2011

premoticon 

To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.

Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.

premoticon by MadiKelli February 4, 2012

Hindsight Premonitions 

The act of stating that you had a premonition of something that had happened in the past, however, the first time that you have told anybody about the premonition was afterwards, rendering it questionable and useless. Coined by Hamish & Andy.

Hamish: Oh my god, I had a dream last night that that horse would win.

Andy: Uhhh, you're not magic; you can't get Hindsight Premonitions.

Hindsight Premonitions by Ryryq November 30, 2009

premiscuous 

As opposed to promiscuous. Predicting a night of unadultered, hot, monkey sex with someone you barely know. Extra points if it actually happens.

"Man, I'm gonna get premiscuous at this party after the buddha's all blazed."

premiscuous by El_Gordo August 25, 2004

Premonistic 

1:Of or related to a premonition
2:Seeming to have known prior to event or occurence

He saved her life! That was so premonistic!

Premonistic by Nicoxman8 April 5, 2015