1. leaving the bus or train accidentally before your stop
Oh crap, this is maple street, that was a total premature evacuation.
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Getting caught while sneaking away after a one night stand.
Alternate: an early post-sex exit, i.e. before your partner is deep asleep.
He hooked up with some girl last night and got busted for a premature evacuation.
Leaving any social situation with the quickness, without notifyng anyone involved
When Ray-J went to E-rocks house to hang and get some grub on, once she saw what he was cookin she rolled right back out the door without sayin a word. She pulled a premature evacuation.
When during butt sex, the person that is receiving accidentally poops before the sex is over.
I was doing Becky in the butt, when she had a little case of premature evacuation.
When you think about going to the toilet and you shit your pants
Man that new toilet is comfortable, its got all the latest nobs and dials.... dear lord i think i just filled my barrel fronts with the devils fudge...DAMN you premature evacuation
Accidentally exiting the elevator on the wrong floor.
Woops! I need the fifth floor! I almost suffered a premature evacuation!
The premature expulsion of faeces in a non-lavatorial environment. Often occurs in people who are turtling for a length of time.
John and Cindy were engaged in a passionate embrace. Temperatures were rising and passions growing, until the moment was completely ruined by John's obvious premature evacuation.
Attempting to leave an elevator at the wrong floor because you were't paying attention to the floor indicator.
Premature Evacuation: You attempt to get off an elevator, noticing that you're on the wrong floor.