promasterbate 

v. Killing time by masterbating

"Instead of doing homework, I went online and promasterbated."

promasterbate by tencia beast February 18, 2008

procasterbate

Putting something off so you can masterbate instead.

I should have finished writing that english paper, but I procasterbated instead.

procasterbate by PilgoreThaGoat February 21, 2011

premasturbate 

This occurs when out of the blue you have the urge to beat it, but are not stiff. Most of the time, this results in looking at porn to get you going.

I was fixing the car, and then i had a sudden urge to premasturbate. I went immediately to the computer.

premasturbate by 99.5% of men have this occur July 10, 2010

remasterbated 

When an album gets digitally remastered and actually ends up sounding worse than the original recording.

Ozzy Osbourne's Blizzard of Ozz and Diary of a Madman got digitally remasterbated when the original bass and drum tracks were removed and replaced with new ones.

remasterbated by Assweepay July 3, 2007

Promasternate 

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

Promasternate by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

Promasturbate 

Procrastinating an important task in favour of masturbation.

Dude #1: Dude, did you finish the assignment?
Dude #2: No way dude, I decided to promasturbate instead.
Dude #1: dude that's fucking gross what the fu

Promasturbate by 33000Emails February 10, 2017

promasterbating

The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.

My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon.

promasterbating by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008