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Prehistoric Monster Syndrome

My best friend is being so bitchy it's coz she has prehistoric monster syndrome

Prehistonic

(adj.) pre - his - stone- ic

A time period long ago, way before you smoked that wicked dank every day.
Eric: "Yo man, remember back in the prehistonic ages, when we were kids and we said we'd never smoke weed?"
Johnny: "H'yea man, we were such narcs back then."
Phil: "Dude I never said anything like that."
Prehistonic by syntheno December 20, 2009

Prehistoric Text 

Refers to an old Text message.
Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

Prehistoric Emo 

a style and way of being that seemlessly meshes the clothing and attitude of a video game geek and an unhappy suburbanite. Catagorized by Chuck Taylors, sweater vests and wacktastical hair. Also occasionally a member of the awesome mode of style. Often closely related to post-cyber hipster attitude and dress.
That Dan kid is so prehistoric emo.
Prehistoric Emo by Brekke February 29, 2008
And, though I could be mistaken, I don't believe the word is "pceist."

Prehysterical

Sonething that is hysterical before it is funny so something that was funny before you said it aloud
Oh that idea was prehysterical
Prehysterical by Le magitha April 27, 2022