meth progressed photo 

When you create a would-be image of what a person would look like at their current age if they were a meth addict.

His meth progressed photo makes him look just like his grandpa although he’s only 45 years old!

meth progressed photo by Dr Bunnygirl August 25, 2022

pre-grease 

The act of greasing one's body passage or orifice in anticipation of what will surely be the fucking of a lifetime. This term is is rarely used in the literal sense and more often found to be describing acts done to preempt a dire consequence of inaction.

"Dude, the boss will go apeshit if we don't get those reports done for the meeting on Friday"

"Relax, I pre-greased us last week by blaming the computer, we should be good."

pre-grease by tokyotapes October 30, 2009

pregression 

pregressive ( something that its true nature and character is not outwardly definable)
noun

defines the process when the essence or character of something either from positive to negative or vise verse, changes from one condition to another, while its outer form remains the same and unchanged.

pregression is when Mike even though still looks like the same nice guy that he was ten years earlier, his character has really changed for the worst!.

pregression by Baron Neville July 17, 2019

precreate 

v. the practice of procreating for recreation.

we were bored and decided to spend the day watching porn in order to precreate.

precreate by lance October 2, 2005

Prepressed 

It's when you know you're gonna be depressed and are prepared for it.

I'm prepressed.

Prepressed by spl-0 March 14, 2019

Preresexus 

That feeling that you get when you want to be horny but you aren't quite there yet.

Josh "God dude I gotta go watch some porn to get horny. I just kinda feel like being horny right now, ya know?"

Adam "So you're feeling preresexus?"

Josh "I also know big word but I'm not touting my vocabulary here Adam, this is why boone hangs out with you dude! But fine, I guess I am feeling preresexus."

Preresexus by GenericMilk March 7, 2021

pregress

Premature expectation of progress. Believing that there has been improvement without any evidence.

Now that Obama has taken office, we sure have seen a lot of pregress.

pregress by hobbeston1 March 5, 2009