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Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused
Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”
To engage in sexual intercourse with a woman in various stages of pregnancy.
I was absolutely appalled when I heard the movie Juno did not include at least one pregobang scene.
pregobang by Robert Jakubowska January 13, 2009

pregussy 

The medical terminology for the genitals of someone bearing a child.
"The woman opened her legs to the gynecologist to reveal her pregussy"
pregussy by donttouchthatwetcat February 23, 2022

pregosaurus 

A female of small build, like a bird, but large belly due to infiltration of male seed. Often walks with a waddle late in her term. Easily agitated with the ability to acquire a wide spectrum of moods in a short period of time.
The only creature more dangerous than the T-REX was the pregosaurus.
pregosaurus by okcmatt April 17, 2011

premostake 

1. An acronym like combination of words used to categorize a complicated persona- PRep EMO gangSTA fAKE
(not defined as a wannabe)

2. A being who listens to rap/rock/techno, wears the occasional Abercrombie & Fitch/Hollister, but shops at Pac Sun, Zumiez, and HotTopic. Plays the guitar. Isn't phased by them ghetto people, and may even speak ghetto.
(combinations may vary, as long as the for categoric labels are worked in somehow)
"We're damn fine Premostakes"

"Alex is the newest member of the Premostake clan"
premostake by KaMike November 18, 2006

Preposterated 

The way you feel after something preposterous is done.
"I am so Preposterated!"
Preposterated by silversquirrel August 25, 2009