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14.
what happens if you decide to do it in the front instead of the back.
i should have known better, now I am pregnant.
by elsieeeeeea September 13, 2008
79 48
 
1.
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
by Jason Andrew Relva April 30, 2004
2711 688
 
2.
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
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3.
Carrying developing offspring within the body.
"I think I'm pregnant.."
by k9norn March 20, 2004
989 422
 
4.
your end of life...

you are totally fucked.

OWNED
OWNED she is pregnant.
by Bari April 21, 2005
1181 629
 
5.
The condition of being able to make twice as much money in the porn industry due to supply and demand.
Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.
by Inva Derbo Ots September 30, 2006
840 467
 
6.
Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.

Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-

The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: Congrats
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-
by ThePurp December 06, 2009
448 121
 
7.
The blossoming of a new life...in your life.
I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!
by Croquet May 03, 2005
793 497