What a girl does when she want to trap a guy for life. If she thinks that a guy has money or she is all fucked in the haad and does not want to lose the guy she will "forget" to take the pill.
Girl: You are mine for life I am pregnant!
Guy: No way! It is not mine.
something that happens when the condom breaks on prom night
Chris: Shit, the condom broke.
Val: Damn, im pregnant
Both: We're screwed
The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."
Carrying developing offspring within the body.
"I think I'm pregnant.."
your end of life...
you are totally fucked.
OWNED she is pregnant.
The condition of being able to make twice as much money in the porn industry due to supply and demand.
Thanks to Sheila getting knocked up, she landed one of the lead roles in in Fat Pregnant Anal Whores XVII and made enough money to stay high for a month.
The blossoming of a new life...in your life.
I'm pregnant, oh joys of joys, oh holy rapture! Springtime is here!
Supposed to be the happiest moment in a couples lives but the dumb asses who conceived by accident just ruin the definition.
Don't have sex until your ready for the consequences.
Happy responsible couple;
Girl: Baby, we're pregnant.
Guy: -inshock- oh my God!! Lets make a doctors appointment ASAP!
-hugs and kisses-
The Accident couple
Girl: I'm pregnant
Girl: Your the father
Guy: Bi*ch Maury will determine this.
Girl: Omg i hate you. -cries-