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1. float someone
pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
2. nightmare squared
hellish situation multiplied by itself
a pipe burst and john's basement flooded, he had a nightmare squared!!

he got that little girl preg-o-not, then lost his job. he had a nightmare squared!!
3. get wise
suggestion for the 'dim' or 'weak witted'!! indication more valuable, "non-disposable" information is available for use, than what is presently being (or has been) observed and/or "in-gear"!
you chug-a-lugged a mixture of sweet 'cohols' and wondered why you were a 'deffing machine'? -GET WISE!!

you got that little girl preg-o-not 'cause you wouldn't wear a 'garbage bag'??? -GET WISE!!

you cracked a 'piece of meat' and didn't realize a 'price' was involved? -GET WISE!!

you don't want to 'get rammy' with it like a bull in the china shop...-GET WISE!!
4. pumped her up
get someone 'preg-o-not', or 'with child'
john pumped her up just before they took his money away
linda wanted him to pump her up
he knew he wouldn't pump her up, as he was dispensing 'blanks'
somebody pumped her up!
5. catered hot-tub party
pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party

snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
6. credits jet
the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
7. Habbo Hotel
Habbo Hotel is a Fun website, If Your bored it is a good time waster. DO NOT get addicted like i was, i'd spend 5+ hours a day on habbo. this had affects on me, i had no social life at all, i gained alot of wieght from just sitting around at the computer. I've Easily Wasted over $500 on furniture. I started playing it when i was 12 years old and i played untill i was almost fifteen. As of currently i am taking a break from habbo. it is not interesting to me. but i am not an obnoxious VIP like people claim. i Respect all people on habbo, i dont E-date anymore either. i stopped after like 2 years. I still do buy coin cards from my local Walgreens, But i am not going to be buying VIP/HC anymore. I am Focusing on making cool themed rooms.

some things i hate about habbo-
1.All the gangs and mafias(they will virtually attack you i usually troll them)
2.Relashionships
3.Habbo Babies(they pretend to be babies so someone will adopt them and then they ask their parents for coins, then when they are VIP/HC they diss their parents, They also talk like this"Hwello Cwan Ywou Bwe Mwy Dwaddy?"
4.The Games-most of the games are scams now and if your not VIP you lose half of themlist of games-Kick the ugly, Telephrase, Take me out, Falling furni, Dont hit my wall and many other bullshit mazes.
5. If you are not VIP most VIP members wont give you the light of day and call you a noob.
OVERALL-Only Play It Sometimes, Dont let it become a daily activity
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