penjaculation 

Simultaneous penetration and ejaculation

It was the worst sex ever with Troy. It was over before it even started. He suffers from penjaculation.

penjaculation by Mikki B July 13, 2018

premature treejaculation 

Someone who puts a Christmas tree up in November.

Who do I need to see for help? Iv put my Christmas tree up in November. I must be suffering with premature treejaculation.

premature treejaculation by Jellyfish 007 November 22, 2017

freejaculation 

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.

"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"

freejaculation by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008

Peejaculation 

An occasional occurrence for a male. This phenomenon occurs when a man tries to urinate with a fully erect penis. Confused at whether the male is either peeing or ejaculating, the penis thrusts out multiple, short, hard bursts of urine which gives the male a sensation that confuses him very much.

After awaking with a morning wood, Jeff suffered from severe peejaculation.

Peejaculation by Drewski Of the Hill Castle January 19, 2010

peejaculation 

the art of peeing with a full on erection.

dude ive gotten so good at peejaculation. i got it to the point where i can get steady stream and dont get it all over the seat.

peejaculation by banginonfools October 18, 2009

Prejaculation

The act of ejaculating before a desired time; Also known as premature ejaculation.

Ming: What is with my boyfriend and his damn prejaculation?
Dawn: Mmm... Alex prejaculates all the time and I love it.

Prejaculation by YapmelkXela February 12, 2010

Pre-ejaculation 

The act of "half cumming" in which a man can feel ejaculation coming on, and then, at the first twitch of his scrotum, can control and then stop the orgasm, thus creating stamina he didn't know he had!

Jack was in full control until his girlfriend started screaming for him to come which caused "pre-ejaculation", but, after much concentration about tennis, he was able to stop his scrotum from twitching, and instead of cumming, rode for another hour and 11 minutes!

Pre-ejaculation by jjsanantonio April 29, 2010