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text predicting

The act of conducting a text conversation near a speaker in order to get the false feeing of having a lame super power/ability of predicting an incoming text before actually receiving it. The text can be predicted by a rhythmic patter produced by the speakers.
I like siting by my computer speakers and text predicting. It makes me feel like I have a lame super power.
text predicting by Lee Mealone March 4, 2011
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unbiased election predictions

election predicting boi, he's okay i guess, but we'll never know if he has a girlfriend though.
Person a: Do you prefer Red eagle politics or lets talk elections
Person b: Watch unbiased election predictions

unbiased election predictions

he's an election prediction youtuber who predicted trump would win in 2016 and says biden will win 2020. he is probably in either eighth or ninth grade and is really smart. did i mention he's SMOKING HOT?? he did a face reveal when he hit 1,000 subscribers so yeah...
person a: unbiased election predictions thinks biden will win
person b: i hope so
person c: i don't care about politics i watch him cuz hes hot

predinning 

It is a French tradition, which occurs just before the dinner.
It is when you drink couple of drinks (especially alcoholic stuffs) and you eat some chips, peanuts, almonds, ...

The goal is to prepare your stomach to eat, and to have fun of course!!
Emmanuel : Hey Eric do you want to come over for dinner?

Eric : Of course dude! Do you want me to bring something for the predinning?

Emmanuel : Yeah bring some beers and chips

Eric : OK! See you!
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Eric : Hey Manu, I am not very hungry right now, don't you want to have a quick predinning before eating?

Emmanuel : Of course man! I'll grab some beers and peanuts
predinning by becal March 10, 2009

Predrating 

The act of consuming a significant amount of water or Gatorade prior to blacking out.
Im predrating myself so I dont die from dehydration from all of the alcohol I am going to consume tonight.
Predrating by Jay Conezzie April 10, 2010

fake weather prediction 

The mind boggling attempt made by 45 to convince Poland and the public that Alabama was in the predicted path of Dorian by extending the National Weather Service’s actual charted trajectory by using his trusty black Sharpie marker to lamely do so.
I cancelled this bullshit Poland visit and then made a very big Vegas bet online that Alabama would wind up in Dorian’s path and you fuckheads need to let me put this on the news to legitimize it, even if it is a fake weather prediction!

Election Prediction Mafia

Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.