Pitty Purchasing

A secret form of manipulation commonly used by 4-14 year olds to get what they want. They often use this after receiving bad news, going to do or have just done something hard, or after doing something good. They use pitty as a good excuse to buy or do something that they would normally not be able to do or buy otherwise.

-Moooommmmmm, the dentist really hurt!!! Can we go to the toy store?
-No.
-Please........... It really hurts...............Owwwww.......
-No.

2 minutes later

-I'm sorry for being so annoying.... I'm over it....Owwwww.
-Would you stop trying to get me to do pitty purchasing. And we didn't even go to the dentist, you got a haircut.
-Awkward....

Pitty Purchasing by sportsdude88 March 16, 2010

Collective purchasing 

This is a group made up of like-minded people, who gang together to get economy of scale discounts for buying in bulk for specific goods, which they plan to purchase.

I can save money when collective purchasing

Collective purchasing by allroundniceguy October 2, 2017

viable purchasing option 

the greatest line for anybody to ever put on their resume

Taylor: "Jeez Jason, I don't know how to make my resume sound option"
Jason: "Just say you helped customers by presenting them with viable purchasing options."

viable purchasing option by phunk master flex June 13, 2012

purchasing

Purchasing is a business or a organization getting goods and or services to reach or accomplish some goals.

Purchasing Is buying something for what ever reason

Purchasing is basically Purchased with ing on the end and not the ed

Me Purchasing a used computer from a guy that lives in his moms basement was a bad idea.
I like Purchasing Androids better than Iphones
I hate Purchasing Products brand new

purchasing by bueno para nada hipopótamo April 23, 2019

precaming 

The art of edging or fluffing; in the bathroom or separate room; prior to bumpin’uglies

I was about to get down with this hot girl; and since it has been a while, I went to the bathroom for some precaming to get ready for the long haul.

precaming by FuckeRhi September 7, 2020

precheating 

Studying material before an exam.

Alright class, time to stop precheating. Put your notebooks away, I'm passing out the quiz now.

precheating by Tells-Many-Truths September 20, 2020

Purchasing

The unauthorized removal of locomotive airhorns, number boards, parts, etc.

"Are you ready to go purchasing?"

"Yes!"

Purchasing by Yprcn December 6, 2025