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prebating 

Masturbating before meeting up with someone that you want to fuck so as to avoid said fucking.
Girl, she was straight prebating to her professor before going to his lecture.
prebating by beer_and_nascar June 4, 2018
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prebaldy do 

When a guys hair starts thinning and his ego dictates that he would rather not be seen with half a head of hair but he would look cooler by just shaving it all off. They refer to their new do as a " choice ".
Bruce Willis opted for the prebaldy do, rather then be made fun of for wearing a wig.
prebaldy do by jpg3 August 14, 2010
"When you take care of yourself so you don't lose your mind in the company of problematic dick."
Quote from dear white people
I knew I was gonna see my ex later
So I prebated beforehand so I wouldn’t jump him
Prebate by Sytske.yy August 31, 2019

precycling 

Using empty boxes, bags, bottles, etc. to fill with garbage before actually throwing them (and the garbage) away, rather than recycling them and waiting for them to be reincarnated as a box, bag, or bottle made from recycled goods.
Clerk: "Would you like a bag?"
Customer: "Yes please. I don't really need it to carry this stuff, but I'll be precycling it because my bathroom trash can is full and consequently needs a new liner."
Clerk: "How very clever of you. Is that really a word?"
Customer: "Urban Dictionary thinks so, so... yes."

prebreze 

The act of spraying febreze into the atmosphere of a room before smoking marijuana in order to preemptively mask the scent of the burning herb.
Chris: "Yo dude, I just lit a bowl, wanna smoke it?"

Ben: "DUDE what the fuck, it's gonna smell like crazy and we'll get caught by our bitch RA!"

Adam: "It's all good. I prebrezed."
prebreze by kingsizeandeternity February 2, 2010

Presbyterrific 

Very fun, exciting and wonderful, as long as Presbyterians are/were present. Joy and mirth had, often unexpectedly, in a Presbyterian setting.
I'm Jewish, but I went home with my girlfriend to celebrate Christmas with her family, and we had a Presbyterrific time!