perriotic 

(adj.) Of or pertaining to a person that tends to forget what the third thing is in a list of three items.

I'm so perriotic.

I had three things to buy, but I can't remember what the third thing was.

perriotic by f1point0 November 10, 2011

Prebitching

The act of bitching at someone for something they have not said or done yet, but are known to do in specific situations

Ashley: "We're going to miss the fucking movie, you're always so late"
Me: "The movie isn't until tomorrow...."
Ashley: "Yeah well, I know you're going to be late"
Me: "quit the prebitching"

Prebitching by fuckinashley November 24, 2017

probiotic 

a substance that stimulates the growth of beneficial bacteria in the alimentary and gastrointestinal tracts and that thus benefits the host as well.

Probiotics would obstruct the growth of harmful bacteria.

probiotic by uttam maharjan April 23, 2010

Prebitchament 

A difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing predicament involving a bitchy female.

Bill: Damn, man. My girl found my Girls Gone Wild stash and is threatening to break up with me if I don't trash it. I spend hundreds on that stash.

Phil: Sounds like a prebitchament!

Prebitchament by Trevor Lloyd October 2, 2007

premoticon 

To come from the time before cell phones had proper emoticons, when objects were still symbolized by punctuation.

Steve: Wow, where did you find that old thing?
John: It's a Nokia from the premoticon era dude, its outlasted every method of destruction.

premoticon by MadiKelli February 4, 2012

Probiotics 

Low key, stealth way to refer to marijuana.

There are many slang terms used to describe the use of marijuana, some of the most common ones include:

1) Probiotics
2) Pot
3) Herb
4) Mary Jane
5)Ganja
6) Grass
7) Reefer
8) Bud
9) Blunt
10) Joint

I need to take my probiotics; a bitch is stressed.

Probiotics by Probiotics May 15, 2023

prebitch 

To complain about something long before it happens.

My wife started to prebitch before I even left to go to the bar.

prebitch by craized October 3, 2008