during rear-entry coitus (doggy-style)--most typically unprotected intercourse where the receiving party (the "catcher") has either inferred or implicitly stated that the "preacher" refrains from filling him/her with their "holy water", the person doing the penetration, upon reaching an orgasm shouts:
"SHAZAM! YOU'VE-UH BEEN-UH HEALED MY CHILD!"
note: emphasis should be placed on the usage of a southern accent and a quick (but hard) push onto the head of the "church goer" upon yelling "Shazam!"
variants include: "going televaginalist" , "pulling a preacher", "going preacher" or "baptist"
Preacher: "dude, me and Sharon were screwing last night and I so pulled a Preacher-Man on her...she got so pissed because she told me she wasn't on the pill anymore"
"so, I heard you screwed Sharon, as soon as you two got back together...(?)"
Preacher: "Yeah, man, I so went televaginalist on that @$$"
Preacher: "totally...she still has a sore neck. I think I gave her whiplash...but luckily she isn't mad at me anymore."
1) a teenage preacher man that lives around the corner. preach brotha preach!
2) can turn a horny girl off in 2.5 seconds by talking about religion.
3) a guy who's girlfriend's pants are too tight for him to get into.
4) waits until marriage for sex as to not enrage god.
"don't be such a pamphlet man.. take off your girlfriend's pants"
Sexy Miss K: my parent's are out this week, why don't you come over? we can have some fun..
Mr. S: sorry babe, but don't you know according to the bible, it's wrong to fuck before marriage?
Sexy Miss K: look, if i wanted to date such a pamphlet man, i would ask out a preist. could you shut up and take off my pants?
Mr. S: *runs away clutching bible*
|3.||son of a preacher man|
the only one who could ever reach me
was the son of a preacher man
A person (most likely a man) that sits in his front yard or garage and preaches about God. You may see him with a guitar.
That man right there is a PORCH PREACHER.
A guy at Pennsylvania State University, University Park that every student at the university has probably heard yammer endlessly quite a few times as they pass the Willard building (A place where 99% of the study body has had at least one class), and many have argued against for fun. Basically, he spits out Christian bullshit condemning the world we live in every day, and apparently gets paid $30,000 a year to do it, what the hell!more...
Anyway, for example, he talks about how condoms don't help us at all, when they're obviously better than nothing, how abortion is a horrible thing and should be made illegal, when it isn't the grounds of a religion to ban such in the United States, a country with, as he quotes a lot, has the first amendment (Although yes, it's debatable because some other people have the belief against abortion as well), and how men should be working, and women should be in the house, which he justifies with "scientific research" on people's minds and traditional roles, when this is clearly sexism as one doesn't choose to be male or female.
And finally, my favorites, how a family with two homosexual parents is horrible for a child, w...
A woman who will praise and worship a higher power while getting laid.
I took Shirley home last night and she was "a preacher" in bed. She was screaming "Oh God, Oh God, Oh my God!"
A teenage private school attending boy who likes to indulge in romps with both males and females and has a tendancy also to romp with midgets.
see. bisexual midget man
That Hoody is the son of a preacher-man.