| 1. | Wii-Leet | ||
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When one is 100 times more awesome at any game on the Wii or any console, such as Super Smash Bros. or Halo, than any other living creature on earth. This person must be able to beat any person in a one on one in any game, while keeping one arm tied behind their back, hold a grenade in their mouth by the pin without dropping it, and be able to listen to Michael Jackson's Thriller, dancing around on one leg while juggling a newborn infant, a flaming chainsaw covered in battery acid, and a nuclear warhead. After performing all of these pre-game warm-ups, this player will proceed to beat the other person into the ground in any game, but it must be done in less that .05 seconds. If this person cannot meat these pre-requisites, they fail. Example A: John- "Frank almost got to be proclaimed Wii-leet by the Wii community yesterday, but at the last minute dropped the flaming acid covered chainsaw on the newborn infant."
Example B: Halo Player: "I just got 25 kills and only 2 deaths!" Wii-leet guy walks in room, and his awesomeness just forces the Halo Player to implode then explode resulting in miniature figurines of the Wii-leet player to fall upon the world to all the good little boys and girls. |
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| 2. | playstation 3 | ||
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The next generation in gaming. Better graphics and gameplay the the wii and 360. It, though expensive, will out do any other system pre 2012.It costs a lot but it is worth every penny. most people say ps3 sucks only in blindness in rage over their obsession with the hatred towards playstation as a company. tom: my playstation 3 makes the wii and 360 look like crap.
chris (360 fan): NO!!!....its just better fred (wii fan): yeah...we suck |
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| 3. | GameCube | ||
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In Fable, although the game is developed by Big Blue Box and this is obviously a reference to the company that made the game, there is a legend about the first man choosing which world his people would live in. He had a choice between a large blue box, and a small red box. Believing the latter represented the sun, he chose the large blue cube. The gods, knowing the true differences between the two, revealed that the red box had only enough room for all the good in the world, and the blue box had room for all the good and the evil, and that the man had damned his people to life as we knew it in the dark ages. My point is, GameCube was a big blue box, full of some good things (Resident Evil 4, Zelda, Mario, SSBM...), but over stuffed with horrible things (i.e. Barbie Games, Generic Japanese Anime RPGs). disenfranchisedgamerboy1: Man, I wish Nintendo had taken the small red box approach--I mean, the GameCube could have better represented Nintendo as something small, red, and boxy-- so I wouldn't accidentally make friends with those other gamers who play Xbox and PS2 and end up spending money on those systems.
disenfranchisedgamerboy2: Totally, dude. |
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| 4. | screenshit | ||
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A "bullshit screenshot"; a pre-rendered image that is displayed by video game magazines and websites in a manner that misleads the public into believing that it represent the game's actual looks. Word first used in the webcomic "Penny Arcade". - Wow, check these pics of Red Steel on IGN! It looks awesome.
- Fakes, man! Pre-renders! Look, the Wii renders at 480p, but these pics are much bigger. So they are just screenshits! |
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| 5. | simpson | ||
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the act of pulling off the sale of a service contract, an mvp membership, and a pre-order all in one transaction by any GameCrazy employee nationwide. The name comes from the infamous Mike Simpson, the original hustling gangster. I just got a Simpson! Suckers!
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| 6. | Wiity | ||
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An affectionate name for the Nintendo Wii console. It is commonly used as a noun. It is also more commonly used by women than men. It is also mainly used by people in their pre-teens and early teens. I will go and play my Wiity.
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| 7. | Nintendo Stuff | ||
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A baseball term coined by Chicago White Sox announcer Ken "The Hawk" Harrelson. It is used to describe a good outing by a starting pitcher characterized by a good K:BB ratio, a low amounts of earned runs and at least 7 innings pitched. It can be traced back to the easy level of difficulty to pitch a good game on Nintendo systems (pre-Wii) Did you see John Danks pitching last night. That was straight Nintendo Stuff.
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