Anything that restores, or improves pre-existing swag. Something that upgrades ones swag.
Something that cleanses ones swag.
If i don't have no swag polish then how'm i gonna turn my swag on?
An "11 teener" is someone within the age group of 11-13. They have finally matured slightly from the mindsets from ages 8-10. By slightly, I mean they've upgrade jokes about poop and snot to vaginas, and all the girls found something better to talk about; clothes, boys, and that loser girl over there reading a Discovery mag. 11 teeners tend to think they are hot shit, a boast about all their "buds" that are already in highschool. There "buds" babysit them when their parents are out shopping for a new sink.more...
Some thirteen year olds are actually not 11 teeners, but it can be hard to tell by looking. Generally these thirteen year olds are vastly intrigued by some form of arts, and are somehow enlightened. These thirteen year old are in a sort of limbo, not a 11 teener, definatly not a teeny bopper, but still not a teenager offcially. These can thirteen year olds can be recognized best once getting to know them. They are usually loyal to friends, they keep secrets and don't talk shit about peers. They genrally have decent taste in music. These kids are usually open minded, they are quiet at times when it's appropriate but like to be loud and joke with friends. They are usually well liked amoung all groups, they are friendly and dependable.
However these thirteen year olds are rare. The rest are all strictly 11 teeners. 11 teeners are often referred to as "preps" but this isn't always the case. They can be scenesters, emos, and nerd a like. They talk about sex all the time whe...
A computer with unrestricted access to the free internet call/messaging service; Skype.
Thus, if Skype has not been pre-installed or the user is unable to download the program, the said computer is unSkypeable.
Sweet, I'm visiting my family in Ulaanbaatar next week. They have the only Skypeable computer in the whole of Mongolia!
Aw, bullshine. I'm at work and all these PC's are unSkypeable, wadda hell I'm spose do now?
When something so amazing happens that things such as Yee, Yeah, Hell yeah or even Fo' Sho if you're feeling gangster lose meaning.
" Dude I just aced my Pre-Calc final" "CHIA!!!"
The Triumph of all ages:
When your friends find out that you just got with the girl you've been wanting since freshman year you throw out a nice CHIA!!!
"When you pin a guy in seven seconds--CHIA!!!"
When you realize your friend isn't hanging out with you because he's getting some.
An ol'Skool Finnish name...Unique name, means unique person! rep-pre-sent...In the beginning God create Seija...ha! no serious, some dude/or dudette found name "Seia" in a book on religions of the world. Seia was ancient Roman god of new crop. They combined that with an old Finnish word "seijas" (serene, calm, clear, tranquil) and got Seija. .
The first recorded Seija was Ester Seija Karilas who was born in 1917 (that'd make the name the same age as the independence of Finland...) The Karilas' had a family friend who wrote a novel in 1924 called "The Story of Seija-girl" which made the name quite popular
This sexual act involves a male, following a blowjob ,ejaculating all over his female companions face then, whilst she is temporarily blinded the guy throw a pre-hidden stash of pube trimmings on his unsuspecting victums face. The male then sits back and watch his friend do the funky monkey dance as she wipes crab-forest from her eyes
Quote 1:Hey man shoulda seen me get Brenda with this sweet Maitland Monkey last night. Got that bitch good.
Quote 2:Dude i just broke up with with me missus. Didn't know how to break it to her so i just gave her the old maitland monkey instead. Prety sure she got the message. Wanna go have some Leroy Jenkems.
It's supposed to literally mean "Praise the Lord" which is one of the dumbest things I have ever heard. It's like saying "Let's pet the dog" or "Let's bake that cake." Actually, the only thing that sounds stupider than Hallelujah is "Come let us adore him".
Two guys went to heaven and started screaming "Hallelujah".
God walked up to them and said, "Ok. Go on, praise me then." The guys started...
Guy1: God, you're so cool
Guy2: God, you're so amazingly funny.
Guy1: Yeah. I love your sense of humor.
Guy2: Not to mention how nice you look.
Guy1: Like really man. What a crazyass haircut.
Guy2: I wish I was like you, God.
God: That's so sweet! Thanks guys.