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When a woman fucks a male lover before having sex with her boyfriend to prepare her vagina for the main intercourse. I thought I was going to have a threesome with my friend and her boyfriend but it turns out she just wanted to use me for some pre-fucking. I ain't no one's live dildo!
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| 2. | pre-sexital marriage | ||
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An arrangement in which a couple marries before having engaged in sexual intercourse. "After several months without sex, Sarah explained to her boyfriend that the needed to take the car for a test drive. She was opposed to pre-sexital marriage."
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| 3. | Pre-Vag | ||
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Refers to the excess skin in larger females that ends up folded in front of the proper vagina. Popularized by OB/GYN residents. Usually results in a smell similar to nasty armpit, swamp ass and indian food. Mechanical obstruction to sexual intercourse. May need assistance by providing traction to penetrate properly. Feature common in mud sharks. I lost my glove in the pre-vag!
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| 4. | Post gym pre shower | ||
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This term is used to describe the act of performing cunnilingus and/or intercourse after the female has come home from the gym and before she showers. The sweaty female vagina enhances the flavor and the release of endorphins after exercise by the woman increases the joy of sweaty sex. Though it should be noted that a vagina must be clean first prior to getting sweaty from a heavy workout. "I was so horny we did it post gym pre shower. It was delicious."
Guy: You look so hot I want you now! Girl: I'm all sweaty from the gym Guy: Post gym pre shower baby. |
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| 5. | pre-gaming | ||
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The act of using masturbation just prior to engaging in sexual intercourse in an effort to last longer during intercourse to achieve a more pleasurable sexual experience. Honey I'll be right out, I'm just pre-gaming!
My girlfriend is so hot the only way we can both have a great time having sex is if I do some pre-gaming beforehand. You had a dream about catching me PRE-GAMING!!! |
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| 6. | Poll Tax | ||
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Used to describe a an act oral sex performed on a man of Thatcherist Economic Belief before full intercourse Maggie: I want you in me bigboy, now!
Luke: Calm down dear, first you must pay some poll tax. |
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| 7. | badana | ||
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intercourse without penetration over the panties and ejaculation on panty.
pre-marital relationship. it s preferred to avoid pregnancy and preserve virginity. "clothed intercourse..." "...-called badana in turkey, metsha in xhosa, etc. etc. odd we have no special word."
from the book of alex comfort "the joy of sex" london 1975 p.131 |
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