precuntal vortex 

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).

As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"

precuntal vortex by BiggerD December 9, 2009

precunt 

A phrase, used to begin sentences, that the user feels will buffer them against causing offence/hurt but which actually increase the effect of the latter part of the sentence tenfold.

common precunt #1 "I love her (to death), but ...(e.g. she dresses like a skank)."
common precunt #2 "No offense, but ...(e.g. that makes your arse look big)."

precunt by ann13 June 1, 2006

precuntal whoretex

Only found in THOTs and WAPs. Refers to the front part of the slut female brain that controls personality expression, moderates social behavior and controls certain aspects of speech and language. Tends to be easily overstimulated, after which any number of whory things may occur.

Wow, there was no stopping her. Her precuntal whoretex was working overtime.

precuntal whoretex by MacGillicutty MacTavish January 15, 2021

precuntal fortex 

The part of the brain men think with, when there is the possibility they might have sex. As opposed to the prefrontal cortex.

Matt made some bad decisions, because he was mainly thinking with his precuntal fortex.

precuntal fortex by Muzzrelli September 30, 2020