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Pre-B Day 

The last day you spend with a significant other, romantically, before breaking up.

(Could also be worded as "The Last Day")
Can we have a Pre-B Day?
Pre-B Day by Princess_Halle August 16, 2014

PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) 

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"

Pre-Board 

To get on before you get on.

A corruption of the English language by the airline companies.
"'We would like to pre-board.' Well, what exactly is that, anyway? What does it mean to ‘pre-board’, you get on before you get on?" - George Carlin
Pre-Board by Cheese Tits May 27, 2009

pre-bacon 

Another name for a pig or hog, especially one that is destined for the slaughterhouse.
I went to the petting zoo and saw some tasty pre-bacon.
pre-bacon by florda_swag July 29, 2012

Pre beacher

A guy who starts going to the gym on May or April and wants to be jacked for June, he thinks he can gain 10 muscle pounds each month, and he never trains legs because he thinks they'll get suddenly enormous and cover his small dick.
Hey John, you see the guy doing biceps curl with that pretty light dumbbells? He's such a pre beacher, last week he told me he wanna look like a model for June or July.
Pre beacher by Rodkor July 5, 2012

Pre-Bail Bail 

When you know someone is about to end a conversation, so you end it before they can.
I was talking to Brandy and could tell she was going to cut me off so i used the pre-bail bail.
Pre-Bail Bail by J-Rod912 October 20, 2009