pre meditated] karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause pre meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

pre meditated] karma by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

Pre Meditated] Karma 

Thought out or planned before hand due to being done wrong by resulting in causing or conflicting ones karma

One to cause Pre Meditated] karma would generally be due to being done wrong by ETC. Fucking one over in anyway where they don’t take it lightly therefore retaliate

Pre Meditated] Karma by Steph anie ;; July 17, 2021

pre-meditated flush 

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

pre-meditated flush by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

premedicated murder 

When someone kills and then uses an insanity defence.

Mayuko: Did you hear about the Tampa mom who shot her teenage kids for being mouthy?
Phil: What the?
Mayuko: Yeah she said that she snapped but it turns out she had it all planned.
Phil: Good luck using the premedicated murder defence.

Noriko: That Greyhound bus beheading guy was totally crazy don't you think?
Paul: Yeah, premedicated murder for sure.

premedicated murder by ocius1 February 23, 2011

premeditated self-defense 

Planning to enter a potentially violent and/or dangerous situation with a lethal weapon in order to feed a fantasy of justified homicide.

Yeah, Kyle went down to that protest with his AR to "protect" the business, but really it's just premeditated self-defense.

premeditated self-defense by MLTbois4lyfe! February 9, 2022

premeditated shit 

a premeditated shit is when someone or something takes a steaming hot shit in the most unlawful place

Dude 1: I was watching this tv show where this one dude was soooo drunk and stoned that he stumbled onto this other dudes roof and took a premeditated shit and then he had his dog chow down on it.

Dude 2: Dude that was me!

premeditated shit by Max O. June 17, 2009

Premeditated Retardation 

The act of actually taking the time to come up with a retarded idea in order to either A)Amuse your friends or B)Amuse yourself. What people usually don't undersand is that "A)" will never happen because people will just think you are a retard.

Walking into the factory with just his pajamas on, the man didn't realize he had just committed Premeditated Retardation.

Premeditated Retardation by Psycho-J November 23, 2004