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A pre-wrecked car is the ideal first car for a teenage boy, to be bought by his parents for his graduation. Since it has been demolished and nearly totaled it will be very safe for him to drive until he can afford a real car. Nobody will want to even drive close to him because they will think he is a dangerous driver just from the look of the car. When Zit's parents presented him with his Pre-wrecked Car, Zit said :"I will not be caught dead driving that thing", to which his parents answered:"Exactly, you will not be dead in this car since it does not go over 35 miles an hour, another good feature of a "pre-wrecked car". His parents also added :"nobody will get close to this car, only a brand spanking new one is targeted for accidents".
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| 2. | drug ballad | ||
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definatley one of the best rap songs about getting fucked up with drugs and or alchohol. maybe even the best song about getting fucked up period. can be found on track 13 on The Marshall Mathers LP by Eminem.
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girl yeaaah, hahahaha...whooooo, shit! em(aight) eminem guess what? I aint coming in yet... Ill come in a minute eminem ayo...this is my love song...it goes like this eminem Back when mark walhberg was marky mark This is how we used to make the party start We used to mix hen with bacardi dark And when it, kicks in you can hardly talk And by the, sixth gin youre gonna probably crawl And youll be, sick then and youll probably barf And my pre-diction is youre gonna probably fall Either somewhere in the lobby or the hallway wall And everythings spinning Youre beginin to think women Are swimming in pink linen again in the sink Then in a couple of minutes that bottle of guiness is finished You are now allowed to officially slap bitches You have the right to remain violent and start wilin Start a fight with the same guy that was smart eyin you Get in your car, start it, and start drivin Over the island and cause a 42 car pile-up |
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