Normally a Thursday night. It's not quite the weekend, but after working 4 days you need to go out and have a beer or twelve. Can involve trivia, live music, watching basketball/baseball/football or karaoke.
"At trivia last Cato got pre-weekend wasted."
"Ugh, it's almost Friday and I'm so ready for the weekend. Let's go out tonight and get pre-weekend wasted!!"
A person who is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (Mormon), but doesn't follow their religion. They might get drunk and participate in pre-marital sex. This phrase traces its origins to high schools in Las Vegas. Antonym: molly mormon
1: Taylor got wasted at Steve's party last weekend.
2: I thought she was Mormon!
1: She's a jack mormon.
An "11 teener" is someone within the age group of 11-13. They have finally matured slightly from the mindsets from ages 8-10. By slightly, I mean they've upgrade jokes about poop and snot to vaginas, and all the girls found something better to talk about; clothes, boys, and that loser girl over there reading a Discovery mag. 11 teeners tend to think they are hot shit, a boast about all their "buds" that are already in highschool. There "buds" babysit them when their parents are out shopping for a new sink.more...
Some thirteen year olds are actually not 11 teeners, but it can be hard to tell by looking. Generally these thirteen year olds are vastly intrigued by some form of arts, and are somehow enlightened. These thirteen year old are in a sort of limbo, not a 11 teener, definatly not a teeny bopper, but still not a teenager offcially. These can thirteen year olds can be recognized best once getting to know them. They are usually loyal to friends, they keep secrets and don't talk shit about peers. They genrally have decent taste in music. These kids are usually open minded, they are quiet at times when it's appropriate but like to be loud and joke with friends. They are usually well liked amoung all groups, they are friendly and dependable.
However these thirteen year olds are rare. The rest are all strictly 11 teeners. 11 teeners are often referred to as "preps" but this isn't always the case. They can be scenesters, emos, and nerd a like. They talk about sex all the time whe...
|4.||College of Wooster|
A small liberal arts college in Wooster, Ohio. Self defined by their slogan "independent minds, working together" and promoted by their Independent Study program. While academically it is ranked highly, this is artificially inflated and it is mediocre at best. It does, however, provide yearly one of the best Division III basketball teams in the country, while boasting the highest win percent record in all of NCAA Basketball for the last decade.more...
However, the governing body is narrow minded and fails to provide a liberal arts lifestyle. Nearing $50,000 yearly to attend (after tuition, books, further class expenses, 'group fines', etc...), it seems most of the money is wasted. Students under the drinking age of 21 often face serious academic and legal consequences. Among banned things include drinking games, forties, and the most dangerous threat of all, nerf guns. Security will not hesitate to call the local police department. Several members of the administration are actively trying to ban smoking (tobacco) from campus as well, smoking marijuana gets you sent to the local jail.
Rumor has it that one year the college was ranked the least attractive school in the country. Weekend activities include chasing after C.O.W.S. (College of Wooster