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1. pre-wasted
November 20, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
Attempting to just have a couple drinks in the spirit of simply pre-gaming, but instead getting completely shitfaced before even leaving for the bars.
"Oh man, we all went to Rob's house to just hang out and have a couple beers but Mark was pre-wasted before we even called for a cab."
2. pre-wasted
Getting drunk before dinner, then sobering up while eating, only to get shit-faced again afterward.
I had a hard time getting a buzz on after dinner, because I was so pre-wasted.
3. pre lash
The act of drinking and getting wasted (lashed) before leaving your house to go to a party.
come to matlock for a bit of pre lash. Then we'll go to ocean
4. pre grad
similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.
Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.
5. pre-wasted
A ritual performed by heavy drinkers with a high tolerance for alcohol before going to a club in order to catch a buzz first to save money.
Damn, the cover at that club is gonna break me before I get in the door. I am gonna grab a bottle of cheap gin and a bottle of orange juice and get pre-wasted before I ante up.
6. party pre-ejaculate
When someone gets wasted at the beginning of a party and has to leave or passes out. It can also refer to the phenomenon of making party plans for Saturday night but getting so drunk or staying up so late on Friday that you can't make it.
You: "Dude, you left my party at 9pm. What happened to you?"

Me: "I party pre-ejaculated."
7. Pre-Drunk
The term used to describe one's state before one is to be referred to as 'drunk'. The second fifth of the 'Inebriate' circle - Sober, Pre-Drunk, Drunk, Post-Drunk, and Hungover. Symptoms include slurring words, slight loss of memory and heightened social cohesion.
"Oh my god, I am soooo pre-drunk right now! Can't wait to get tooootally smashed!" said the hoe.
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