An alternate name for Monday which highlights the displeasure the word imparts on the working population

When it's time for a couple of hardworking teenagers to have a snack, they dont go anywhere, they go to Zackys cafe.
Where they can find almost everything to survive the day.

It occurs every Tuesday and the tradition will hopefully live on forever or so long the schedule say so.

The unofficial holiday before Fat Tuesday and following Tubby Sunday. For one to truly understand the sacrafices of Lent, one must over-indulge the three days pre-ceeding Ash Wednesday. Also known as the un-Triduum

Screw tipsy tuesday, its time to get hammered. considered a "pre game" day for thirsty thursday or wasted wednesday. Celebrated by most religions.

Getting together with friends to play any video game for an extended amount of time, at least 8 hours. Usually involves many smoke breaks and at least one pre-made Nestle toll-house cookie roll.

Basically a threesome between one guy and two girls in which the three participants are all extremely close together. This allows for the sharing of many fluids, including saliva, vaginal secretions, and pre-cum. For those of you who don't know what pre-cum is, it's when a girl has sucked your dick for a while and your penis has already secreted a little semen, though you haven't ejaculated yet. The sharing of both cum and pre-cum is commonly referred to as cum swapping.

The projected probability that someone will show up to a pre-planned event, usually expressed as a percentage.