Technical resources that are incredibly slow and impossible to get a concrete answer out of, specifially pre-sale resources.
Sales: "Hey Carlos, I have a phone that I need to know is compatible with my network. Can you help me out?" Wed 12/16/2009 5:31 AM
Pre-Sales: "Sure, what do you need?" Wed 5/5/2010 4:39 PM
Sales: "Oh nevermind, I figured it our 5 Months ago. What is this Pre-Snails engineering!?"
Pre-Snails: "Sorry, I was busy"
Pre-Op Transexual. Name taken from a seawater clam with a very large, Ahem, tongue - native to the coasts of the Ring of fire, but mostly along Northwestern United States and Canada. Pokes fun at deleted scene from the movie "Sparticus," where the Caesar asks the slave boy in the bath "Is it wrong to like both snails and oysters?"
"Say goodbye to the Geoduck!"
"This Geoduck loves to suck and be sucked."