The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.
Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.
|2.||post-emo indie rock|
(1) Intellectual music for retards; Emotional stimulation for the adolescent or pre-teen through music. (2) Music fashion trend post-dating that of the 1990's.
I wear my emotions on my sleeve therefore I am cool.
This is a verb that means to develop by a natural process. It's also a word that some Christians have a big problem with. The Bible says it was all created but thousands of scientists working over hundreds of years have kind of got the idea that things have 'evolved' to the way they are today - and worse still, will continue to evolve into the future.
You decide; one book written pre-science followed by a lot of people some of whom have very closed minds or, open your mind to a heap of facts and some genuinely original thinking.
"Oh man, I just saw a hot chick. My dick has just evolved from a dead mouse into a rhino-horn."
|4.||ciarans teen emporium|
This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a
Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
|5.||sleeve of crackers|
A metaphor for a long line (35+) of white people
I couldn't believe the sleeve of crackers waiting in line for the pre-sale Barbara Streisand tickets.
Is the girl with the personality that spreads awesomeness around her everywhere she goes, she always have a extra card up her sleeve to bring out in boring and stiff situations.
She's known as the visionare of coolness and makes a room pop when she enters it, everyone wants to be with her and even more so, BE her.
"omg, this pre-party is so boring"
"Yeah! We could definently need a Anna-Paulina"
|7.||Strip Club Tux|
What a creeper wears to a strip club/gentleman's club/titty bar. Which consists of a long sleeve Tee or thermal shirt, sneakers or Tim's(work boots) and the most important article of the attire... The swishy pants(running pants made of wind breaker material) these pants are worn so that when he goes of a lap dance or couch dance he feel everything against his erect penis, and even cum in his pants and it won't leak through so his dancer of choice is none the wiser of his climatic explosion. The beginner or inexeperienced patron will have on actual sweat pants, he will quickly realize his mistake when he sees a nice wet spot in the groin region.
His creeper ass went to the 'titty bar' wearing his "strip club tux", pre-stocked with $1 bills to get his rocks off.