|1.||Post BP Syndrome|
Describes someone who frequently spills liquids and takes a while to clean up. May still be in shock of the Oil Spill of 2010 caused by idiotic company British Petroleum, commonly referred to as BP.
The victim's personality dose not determine any factors. Only weather or not the person has
A. Heard of the oil spill
B. Cares at least a little bit
C. Has seen the aftermath
D. Dislikes BP in some form
People affected not only just leak fluids into larger water areas such as bathtubs, swimming pools, lakes; and in some cases; puddles, but also could leak onto anything, anywhere, at anytime. Girls currently experiencing their period are not affected because PMS, or Pre Menstral Syndrome cancels it out.
Girl #1: Carrying a mug full of soda: Hello everyone! I'm here with my... *drops soda*
Boy #1: Oh No! My parents are going to fuck me up!
Girl #1: It's OK! I'll get the vacuum!
Girl #2: Doesn't she know vacuums don't clean up spills?
Boy #1: She must be suffering from Post BP Syndrome
Boy #2: Oh, poor girl, at least it's not oil, or at water
Girl #3: She must be fidgeting for the animals!
Girl #1: Ok! I think this seemingly stain removing spray will work instead
*sprays all over carpet, a second later, it turns in to hair]
Girl #1: WHY DO I RUIN EVERYTHING
Boy #3: If only BP were as kind-hearted as her
1) Women: Pre-menstral syndrome
2) Men: Pre-maturity syndrome
Both cases can cause extreme irritation to the opposite gender, and are often to blame for disagreements between a male and female.
1) Dude! It must be her time of month, she's got a severe case of PMS!
2) Susan: Just ignore him, Tanya. He's just got a case of male PMS.
Tanya: What's that?
Susan: Pre-maturity Syndrome :D
Like PMS, Pre Menstral Syndrome, Instead, Pre Eating Syndrome. When you are in a shitty mood because you havent eaten for too long. As a woman is in a bad mood when she has PMS because she hasnt had her period in too long.
Same thing as the word Hangry.
David: "Hey Ryan! Think fast!!! (Throws a football at Ryan's head.)
Ryan: "Fuck you!!!"
David: "Whats wrong with you?"
Ryan: "I have PES dude. I havent eaten all day. lets go get somethin to eat"
Flu + Uterus = fluterus. An alternative term for Pre-Menstrual Syndrome.
"Kill me, I contracted fluterus today!"
The swollen and puffy feeling a woman gets before, during, and/or after her menstrual cycle whilst having several cravings of various snack foods.
Im swolnacky because I'm puffy, crampy, and want chocolate and chips.
An infertile man who ironically has 3 and a half balls who often shows Pre Menstral Syndrome symptoms and enjoys sucking other peoples dances.
What the hell? Im trying to dance but this Liam wont leave me alone.
Pass My Sweatpants
Pardon My Sobbing
Present Me Sweets
Paniced Men Screaming
Presently Missing Sarcasism
Pissing Me Seriously
Pre Menstral Syndrome
Pissy Man Syndrome
"Shit, she's PMSing."