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PRE-DIVORCE
More commonly referred to as a Marriage, or getting married but with a variable and inevitable result in divorce. This is usually perpetuated by the female half, or fuck maker, by way of sabotage resulting in the PRE-DIVORCE maturing to a DIVORCE. One could compare a PRE-DIVORCE to a CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT at a bank, except that rather than the inevitable fixed maturity date of the bank CD, the PRE-DIVORCE has an inevitable variable maturity date. Also see: fuck maker “The only way to make sure that little girl don’t make a fuck outta you, is not to let her con you into a PRE-DIVORCE. When the milk is free, never buy the cow!!!”
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| 2. | pre-nup | ||
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A contract made between a man and a woman before marriage so that if a divorce should occur the property and money and other assets will be split or taken by the man or wife. If you aint no punk holla We Want Pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, Yeaah It's something that you need to have Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half |
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| 3. | platonic divorce | ||
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- the dissolution of a non-sexual, non-romantic relationship; usually the dissolution of a friendship
Platonic divorces are rarely hostile and normally occur when friends drift apart either on purpose or by chance. Platonic divorces between women are often irreversible and can never return to the 'pre-divorce' state. Platonic divorces between men are more easily reversed. It only takes a phone call saying, "Hey bud, I got a case of beer. You wanna come over to watch the game and get hammered man??" Currently, platonic divorces between a man and a woman are completely irreverible. e.g. After Gwen moved to Vancouver and stopped sending even Christmas cards, she and Maria platonically divorced.
e.g. Greg platonically divorced Jane after not being invited to her wedding. e.g. I think Lara and I will get a platonic divorce if neither of us call within the next couple months. |
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| 4. | PRE-NUP | ||
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A useless legal document easily voided by even the most average of divorce attorneys.What she does'nt get in alimony
or property settlement...she will more than get in CHILD SUPPORT.Why do you think she had them? DIVORCEE'- "What are we gonna do? I stupidly signed that damn
pre-nup eight years ago.'The fuck was I thinking?" ATTORNEY- "We're good.Courts care about the welfare of the child over anything.Did I mention they don't make you document where...or how you spend child support payments? Little Emily is worth about 20 grand a month based on his present income. The judge is a woman.I'll probably get you 25." DIVORCEE'-"I think I love you." ATTORNEY-"After this is over we'll do a weekend down in St.Bartts.Bring your pill." |
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| 5. | pre-nup | ||
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Agreement made before getting married. Will help in the divorce. Thank god you were smart and got a pre-nup. Now you'll have a happy divorce.
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| 6. | pre-nup | ||
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Shorthand for "Pre-nuptial agreement".
-This is a contract signed by both partners of the marriage before it happens, limiting the rights of one partner or both on event of divorce. Pre-nups are a long way from total acceptance anywhere in the world, but in the next ten years it is quite likely that more of these will find their ways into a mrriage. No bitch be marryin' me without a pre-nup.
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| 7. | pre-nup | ||
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Prenuptial agreement.
Theoretically it is a contract signed by both a man and a woman before marriage, and helps with splitting the property between both parties in the event of a divorce. A temporary and useless piece of paper that expires after a short time and can be voidable at any time by the woman, thanks to the fact that the legal system is now in her control. Joe watched in horror as his ex-wife Suzy tore up the pre-nup document in the courtroom and the judge ordered him to hand over his house and life-savings to her.
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