The area of the thigh close to the crotch.
Boy 1: "I touched her crotch."
Boy 2: "No, that was definitely pre-crotch."
The pre-game drinking at home while you're getting dressed, ironing a shirt, or stopping over to pick up a friend, that occurs before you get to an official pre-game, where you then get doused before you leave to go to an actual party/bar/any variation of alcohol induced debauchery.
1.) Eric pre-pre-gamed with three PBRs, then headed to Mark's for a pre-game with all his friends, then headed to the bar, where he blacked out.
2.) If you decide to engage in a pre-pre-game, be aware that at some point during your evening you will most likely spontaneously wake up in your bed, the next morning/afternoon, partially clothed, with a wet crotch and several UDI's.
A male on Chatroulette who is about to start wanking, but isn't yet in the act.
Signs of a Pre-Wank:
1. No shirt
2. In a dark room
3. Does not show his face
4. Hands on the clothed crotch
5. Above the age of 45
if one of these signs is present, then you have enough reason to press f9 (next) as fast as possible
Video Display: (a hairy-chested man with a bottle of lotion in hand)
Patrick: Hit f9!
The clear fluid that comes out of the penis during foreplay. To make sex more comfortable. Sort of lubricant
She was rubbing his crotch and stroking his balls, while he was sucking her nipples, he produced pre cum
A Good thing to shout at a girl before promply squeezing thier bust or males crotch if you're into that "scene".
Or course this isn't random and is a great game to play with your family and loved one's.
1) *walk up to pre-planned girl* RANDOM!!! *squeeze front and run off*
Another bubble-gum poser who portrays himself to be a strong, proud buck by giving gangsta hand signs and grabbing his crotch. Now that's edgy and original.
His real name is Kisean Anderson and he was born in Miami yet claims to be Jamaican.
The shofar blowing media loves to parade him on the screen with the mudshark du jour.
A blonde haired pre-pubescent adolescent boy with a nasal voice and an attitude to match.
While tap dancing, Moo Moo held his crotch area whilst admitting his desires for a certain English teacher.