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September 16, 2005 Urban Word of the Day
Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test. Please, please let me pass this test...
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A form of birth control, though highly ineffective. Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.
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To do nothing and still think you're helping. Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you. Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help. Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test. Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test. Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway Me: Why do I hang with you? |
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a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
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The arrogant belief that God's plans are so unimportant, he will change them just for you. I'm so important, I'll say a prayer to pass the test and God will make it so!
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prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something. "I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
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(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.
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