Robert Hartland's version, Influenced By Stewart Goodarzi and William Sewell (thankyou).

A young teenage yobo wearing, a real fake burberry Check hat at 90degrees with the front Quiff of his hair gelled! For the t-shirt, A stone island/henry loyd/ or also a sh*tty old addidas t-shirt (commonly worn by the cheap chavs!)is a must have.
For trousers; Addidas/Kappa orlecoqsportif trakkie bottoms Allways tucked into there old footie socks nicked from the local team,
For shoes a pair of sparkling white nike shocks or for the cheap chavs a pair of reebok classics.
But to top it all off they flash off their recently stolen Bling, Bling!! from the back of an argos truck. While smoking the cheapest fags around (Richmond superking are the favorites) and chopsing an innocent 16/17yr old boy who is just trying to walk home in peace.
The female version of this known as kappa slapper or chavette she acts in a similar way and dresses in similar fasion except 3 differences these are, 1) They hav to keep 1 hand free so they may push around there pram with there recently born baby drapped in burberry clothes.
2)They wear their hair in a tight bunch known as the 'Council housed face lift'
3)They wear hooped earings so big a 20stone man could use them as a hoop to swing round and round his waist.

When you see a baby mother pushing her pram down the street whilst smoking a fag, or a prostitute hanging out on a street corner, or if someone really irritates you; you might say to your fellow company, "Check out that Three Bucket Cunt!"

A chav (male) check list:
Sickeningly angled baseball cap,
Trackie bottoms which are either too big or too small, Tastefully tucked into 3 year old football socks.
Tons of "bling" (fake/cheap/plastic gold often from argos) placed in every place possible.
Gawdy trainers, often Nike or Addidas
or
Climbing boots, often Rockports or Timberlands.
Burberry patterns in any place possible.
Hair to imitate hedgehog.
A crappy "customised" old car, Complete with huge stereo system and neon lights.

A chavette (female) checklist:
Make-up applied with a shovel, Foundation often giving the "satsuma" effect.
Tackily coloured tracksuit bottoms (baby pink/blue)
or
A skirt so short it is more a belt.
Gold ear-rings large enough to train dolphins with,
Gawdy trainers, often Nike or Addidas, In "matching" baby pink/blue colours.
or
Climbing boots, often Rockports or Timberlands.
Hair in Croyden facelift (so tight it stretches the face)
A gold clown necklace hanging from their neck, Possibly to represent themselves.
A pram. At least 3 children must be theirs.

Both gender of chavs MUST:
Chain smoke,
Drink cheap alchohol,
Think everyone in the world is "starting" on them,
Spit regularly,
Eat tons of Netto food and junk food,
A "top of the range" mobile, Complete with music,
Have trouble speaking regular english, Tend to speak a language only other chavs understand and have "innit" and "yer mum" in every other sentence,
A very low IQ oftwen in the negative numbers...

Boy #1 : " Damnnn bro, Check out that Houso Hunnie on the blue centrelink phone!".

Boy #2 : " The one with the pram? "

Boy #1 : " Nahh bro, the one with the Rusty tank top with those Denim shorts!, She's the fittest Houso Hunnie I've seen all week!".