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Nurse Practitioner 

A midlevel provider who went to school for 6-7 years. Many have an MSN but the DNP degree has been introduced to try to blur the lines with Physicians who instead train for a minimum of 11 years. NPs use this obscurity in an attempt to validate their claims for unsupervised practice. Additionally, many graduate nursing programs are degree mills boasting 100% acceptance rates and 100% online coursework. NPs serve an important place in healthcare but are best paired with a supervising Physician.
Nurse Practitioner: "I wanted to be a doctor but the MCAT wasn't open-book, so I went to the University of Phoenix MSN program with online exams".
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Nurse Practitioner 

NP = Online Trained Midlevel Provider
The NP was a nurse practitioner or non-Physician provider

Practioneer of the brown arts 

Slang term used for a homosexual.
Mike is most certainly a practioneer of the brown arts.

Proactionary 

A word used to describe the principle of taking action before problems become insurmountable or opportunities are lost, which standing outside the context of that principle, does not exist in any dictionary except this one.
Proactionary isnt a real word
Proactionary by w.e.i.r.d.o. November 14, 2022

Pictioner 

A person who likes to play pictionary
That dude's a pictioner, he plays pictionary all day long.
Pictioner by notAteen May 4, 2020

Nurse-Practitioner 

V.

1) to “correct” someone in an overly confident and grandiose way asserting “facts,” while being simultaneously completely wrong and completely unaware of being wrong.

2) to “fix” a situation with full confidence and reassurance, but actually make it worse without realizing it.

N.

An undertrained person that is made to do the work of a fully trained expert without the required knowledge/skill and without knowing that he/she is actually not an expert.
V.

1) “I studied the Civil War for over a month, but when mom asked me a question about it, the guest nurse-practitionered right over me.”

2) “I took my engine to be repaired; unfortunately though the mechanic nurse-practitionered it and then overcharged me for the service.”

N.

“My pipes broke and I thought I hired a plumber, but a nurse practitioner showed up.”

praction 

A girl is interested in dating a guy who is not interested in her. His friends say, "Go out with her, nothin's wrong with a little praction!"
praction by rjones24 February 7, 2009