me: why would you do that? what is the PPP?
friend: theres a really cute girl also on the dance group that i'm gonna get with. makes it worth it.
Sarah: yeah, i got this last march
*teacher walks in* "OMG, why is you're hand on her vagina?"
Sarah: he's feeling my pony penis power...
Teacher: oh... I thought he was fingering you in class
Tim: no! I would never do that in school!