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Pokewalker 

A device that came with the new 2010 Pokemon games, SoulSilver and HeartGold.
You can wifi your pokemon to this pedometer like thing, and with every step you take your pokemon gains happiness and experience. You can also attempt to catch pokemon or find items with this.
It's also an excuse to get Pokemon-Kids out of the house.
Mom-"Billy, take out the trash!"
Billy-"I wouldn't normally do this, but I shall today because while walking to the trash...I'LL BE TRAINING MY POKEMON WITH MY POKEWALKER!!!"
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Paperwalker 

Someone who is certified crazy and not in a asylum.
I can't believe Lindsey isn't locked up because she is a total paperwalker.
Paperwalker by Irene Weez September 2, 2010

powerwalking

To walk at very high speed, although not running.
The effect can be optimized by listening to hard core techno or dance music.
Where's the hurry? You're powerwalking away from me!

Look, it's the powerwalker-lady!
powerwalking by Nils H August 10, 2007

power walker 

A person that tries (and maybe succeeds) to chat up on someones date or girl they are trying it with.
Moses: Ki, u seen that bird over there i been trying it with her all night she's superb.

Ki: yeh man she's cool, but dave's over there trying it with her now!

Moses: shut up! He's such a Power walker !
power walker by The Blaps June 2, 2007

Pokéwalker 

The pokéwalker left to go on a pokéwalk with his friends, hoping to catch some rare pokémon.
Pokéwalker by mebozy July 26, 2016

Mozart Powerwasher 

The sexual act of consuming as much epicac and laxitives as the human body permits, then using your supercritical shit and vomit combo to paint your partner before rolling around, locked in coitus, writing the entirety of Mozarts 5th symphony with your body fluids.
Steve: how was that chick you brought jome last night?
Dale: dude.... she wanted a mozart powerwasher ..... no....
Steve: I'd still hit

Mediterranean Powerwasher 

In the act of anal sex, in which the receiver violently defecates on the other participant's penis while it is still inside of them
The huzz downed 4 steakhouse burritos and asked if I wanted to do it from the back. Thats a Mediterranean Powerwasher waiting to happen