powerthirst 

Energy drink for people that need gratuitous amounts of energy!
SPORTS you'll be good at them!!
RARRRRRRR!!
With all new flavors like SHOCKLATE!! Chocolate energy!! Its like adding chocolate to an ELECTRICAL STORM!!
If you like Strawberry...How about RAWBERRY!!!
Made with lightning!! REAL LIGHTNING!!!!!!
You'll have energy running all the time!!
Power lifting, power sleeping, power dating, power spawning babies!!! You will have soo many babies! 400 babies!!!! Then you feed Shocklate to your babies and they'll become good at SPORTS!!
And they'll run ABNORMALLY FAST!
They'll compete against Kenyans, they'll run as fast as Kenyans, they'll run past people that think they're Kenyans, then there'll be a tie and they'll be deported back to KENYA!!!
You'll be moving soo fast mother nature will be like SlOw DoWn! And you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!!!
Be smart don't gamble on your energy.
SNAKE EYES!!!

Holy Shit!! Ive got PowerThirst!!
MENERGY!!!!

powerthirst by Andrew Da SIlva July 29, 2007

Powerbaldmars

The Powerbaldmars, occasionally shortened to "PBM"

are a group of three wonderful girls

named Blossmar, Bubbmar and Buttmar.

This awesome trio are the best of friends

and they love to fight crime and the forces of evil !

Person: Aren't the Powerbaldmars just amazing?

Person 2: Definitely,

You'd think Mojo Jojo would've learned by now !

Person 3: Never mess with a Powerbaldmar.

Powerbaldmars by Buttmar. June 24, 2009

poweraid 

a power washer for aids

bring the poweraid a dude got aids

poweraid by pewdieboi69420 February 7, 2019

powerphile

An unrecognized and socially denied sexual abberation characterized by anyone who must have inappropriate power over another. Usually the abusers social title,teacher, boss, politician,manager, parent, police officer etc. The socialized abuse is justified in rules and laws lacking in a moral compass, enabling said abuser to practice institutional morality as opposed to personal morality.Power being the ultimate aphrodesiac, explaines how this disorder permeates social institutions in denial of said disorder. Social institutions reward this behavior thus enabling the continuance of the pathology.

A powerphile detective and the state governor both gave one another a knowing glance as the prisoner was electrocuted, rendering both eith an erection and a desire for more.

powerphile by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

iranian powerdrill 

first find a willing camel. they procede to put your whole arm up its anus for a minute

"whats that on your arm?"
"i just gave a camel a iranian powerdrill now i have a STD.
"that sucks"

iranian powerdrill by ccc12345 August 29, 2012

Brighton Powertap 

When you are about to have sex with your girlfriend, and upon the first thrust you break the bed...and your girlfriend.

"When we were in Florida, my friend gave his girl the Brighton powertap and broke their bed, and we didn't get our security deposit back."

Brighton Powertap by UMRugby December 2, 2009

Powerthirst 

See crystal meth.

It's like crystal meth in a can!
It's crystal meth in a can!
POWERTHIRST IS CRYSTAL METH!

Warning: may contain Anna Kournikova.

Powerthirst by Scintilla October 12, 2008