Powerbating 

The act of masturbating at high speeds to achieve climax in as little time as possible. Best used when you are unsure of how long you will be alone. Sound effects are encouraged but not necessary.

"She was only going to be gone for a minute so I powerbated and finished in 18 seconds. New personal best."

"So I made drill noises while powerbating. I felt like I was on a pit crew."

Powerbating by Errahtik October 16, 2009

power bagging 

The act of running up to an individual as they face you; jumping; and while swinging legs over each shoulder, firmly placing the face of the victim snugly in your crotch letting gravity and inertia complete the maneuver. It is an extreme form of tea bagging not meant for children, the elderly, pregnant women , people with heart conditions, or anyone outside professional wrestling. Best shown in action in Saint's Row III. Remove all vestments before hand for optimal results.

"Did Big Show just power bag The Rock?"
"Yes, and he will be tasting pubic hair for a week. That was a rough case of power bagging indeed."

power bagging by Padraigan laudanum August 20, 2013

powerballing 

To gyrate ones testicles while copulating

Last night I was totally powerballing your mom.

powerballing by thadude October 10, 2006

paperbagging

(v.)The act of putting a paper bag over a girl's head during intercourse, in an attempt to preserve the attraction. Often used in the case of a girl with a nice figure but a hideous face.

So, man what do you think about Erin?

Well, she's got a tight ass and some nice titties, but I've seen better faces at Halloween! I'd definitely paperbag that though.

paperbagging by Philly Pendejo August 24, 2005

Paperbagging

Paperbagging is the act of covering the face of a sexual partner with a paper bag so as to not look at their unsightly fizzog during intercourse. This practice is commonly used by people who chose to date a butterface.

Did you hear? Tim was paperbagging Emma last night. He's the worst pediatrician ever.

Paperbagging by Ichis crowtum November 6, 2023

PaperBagging

When a guy goes for an ugly ass girl cuz hes lonely and sexually frustrated from his previous sexual failures.

Hasan is paperbagging jessie

PaperBagging by Math Altaf May 27, 2018

paperbagging

1) the act of working in a grocery store and being the "bag boy/girl"
2) having to place a paper bag over a girl/guy's head b/c they are not "idealistic" w/ facial features

1) i got a job for paperbagging at Ralph's
2) shes got a body but i would have to paperbag that

paperbagging by dre dre August 9, 2004